Who: Penny, Captain Hammer
What: Penny attempting to stop Captain Hammer from beating Billy to a pulp
When: Finishing this thread... so almost a month back. orz
Where: The lobby
Rating: PG - there's nothing much, just the threat of violence.

( The camera doesn't lie )

Who: Jilly & Captain Hammer
What: Saying goodbye and starting over
When: A little before midnight
Where: Hammer's room
Rating: PG

( I'll Sing You a Goodbye Song )

Who: Jilly Coppercorn & Captain Hammer (with a cameo appearance from Dick Grayson)
What: Drunken, Loss-Induced Shenannigans
When: Monday night, after this
Where: Sol en las Colinas Church
Rating: PG-13 (No matter what Hammer says)

( A bump in the night )

Who: Bela Talbot and Captain Hammer
What: Bela kicking him out.
When: Monday Night
Where: Hammer's Mansion
Rating: PG-13

( In which Bela decides that she's had enough. )

Who: Anya & Captain Hammer + Billy & Willow
What: It's a Double Date
When: Saturday Afternoon
Where: Paradisa Putt Academy
Rating: PG

( Captain Hammer always wants to be the little blue ball. )